I'm gonna start a music blog soon

post your bands mediafire links

ill review it

you can tell me my tastes suck

fight me/tell me im the voice of michigan hardcore, etc, etc.

beer me your bands demos

Cool story, bro

I'm going to make an ep just so you can tell me it sucks. Love you Leezy

Make a food blog instead.

Food > Music

less talk more blog.

rob, have you read snack sabbath? it seems like it'd be your ideal blog. one of the dudes compares snacking to masturbating... right down your alley.

jaybird wrote:less talk more blog.

rob, have you read snack sabbath? it seems like it'd be your ideal blog. one of the dudes compares snacking to masturbating... right down your alley.

Haha I see the comparison all too well.

Snack Sabbath is actually bad ass. It's not so much a critique on food as it is him writing whatever extremely ridiculous shit he can that can have some sort of relevance to his topic. I'm crying from laughter at his black licorice post.

"If there's one thing Glenn Danzig knows; it's black licorice. If there's another Glenn Danzig knows; it's having (and being stoked on) sweet books.

So there's this demon from Australia and he's in the underworld and he's making bitches get abortions and getting dudes to listen to Slayer and then he makes you grow your hair out and buy leather pants. He's constantly scratching his little goat legs and polishing his horns. He's going to make you rob your grandmother's purse then he's going to make you beat your dick off at work.

Then he's going to shrink himself down into the chewiest most fucking face busting black licorice treats you have ever had. You'll be thinking oh shit this is going to be firm like all black licorice ropes and then you bite into it and it's soft and your whole body loosens and you poop but it's so fucking tasty you don't give a fuck. You eat the whole bag and let its fucking black magic turn your dick into a making women cry machine. You can only get off when you're reading the sex parts of Blindness. Your life is complete.

This is like if you could take a sledgehammer and then smash your parents faces in and then make bowls out of their skull chips and then use it to store your Fisherman's Friends or just punching yourself right in the dick over and over until your knob is so swollen you can't zip your pants up. This is like eating a box full of cat litter and then shitting on the first girl you ever tongue-kissed. Fuck this shit has me wound up! I'm going to fucking mug someone on the way home!

I got a hard dick and a sharp blade!!!!!

Fuck this is chewy!!!!!

LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!!

DAMN! "

Hahahahaha all I can even say is what the fuck?