So this was pretty sweet

I live in an apartment next to an unknown number of eastern european dudes. I'm pretty sure they're russian or ukrainian. So anyway, I was in the laundry room this morning, and I heard one of the people in their apartment yelling the jerry springer chant. It was pretty good. Then, when I was leaving for work, I saw one of the people that lives there in the laundry room using a storage container as a laundry basket. I said "hi" and he said "sup buddy". I'm pretty sure that's the only english he knows besides the jerry chant because those are the only two things i've ever heard him say. Also, his door was open and all I could hear was old bon jovi solos. He was having a good day.

Sounds like someone I wouldn't mind partying with.

Sounds like a solid dude

Are these the Mafia guys?

jerry springer and bon jovi? obviously living the american dream.

yes. the mafia guys. which was why it was so awesome.